3904 - Long joke Sunday

I bought a Ouija board recently from a strange old man.

I got it home, laid out the pieces and before I could even ask it a question the planchette started to move around, it eventually spelt  I'VE GOT A MESSAGE TO YOU*.

'What is your message?' I asked.

YOU SHOULD BE DANCING**

Fear started flushing over me, 'Why should I be dancing?'

NIGHT FEVER***

I started to become more confused then frightened now, I needed to get to the bottom of this. 'You're talking gibberish' I shouted!

JIVE TALKIN. HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE. STAYING ALIVE...**** ***** ******

'God damn it!' I shouted. 'That old bastard sold me a Bee Gee board!'

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