You can't trick ME!
Like I said, you can't trick ME!!!
We had several of these.
Not so much today, but in the good ol' days for sure.
The top one was inspected on Friday at 4:59.
She doesn't realize it yet but she's already solved her problem by leaving the phone off hook.
And it did snow here a few days ago. So the message worked.
Now for the second message.
Oh dear.
ReplyDeleteI ask the telemarketers to put their concerns/offers in writing. I haven't had a letter from any of them yet.
I had a couple of televisions like that too. It took two strong people to move them.
ReplyDeleteomg that last one ...
ReplyDeleteI may need to steal a couple of these
Colour TV and rust remover, LOL!
ReplyDeleteMike, you could combine the first one and the last one and have a caption reading: "Scientists invent a time machine specifically so that geezers can travel back in time by 36 years to 1985 and grope the quite astonishing 17 year-old Pauline Hickeys unbelievably perfect 'TITS NOW' ! ! !".
ReplyDeleteMike, i just realised, you could throw the colour TV one in as well because 1968 was the year Pauline Hickey was born in Cork in Ireland.
ReplyDelete@LJ,
ReplyDeleteshe wasn't born, she was uncorked ;-)
Sue - Sometimes I tell them I charge $100 a minute to talk to telemarketers. payable in advance. ... So I just got a telemarketing call. Sounded like a bot. He asked, "Is the head of the household there?" I said, "No, he's dead." Bot said, "I'm sorry, I'll update our records. Goodbye."
ReplyDeleteThat's kind of scary that the bot knew what I said.
Kathy - Two people for sure.
Peggy - Think he did that on purpose? HA!
Deb - I had a car like that.
LJ - You need to get a Pauline sex doll. They make them life-like these days.
Stu - That was a real corker!
Thanks Mike 😊
ReplyDeleteCloudia - 😊
ReplyDeleteOMG - these are so fun, and yes, I thank you for the reminder of televisions back in the day. It made my 36 year old shake his head.(lol) Hugs, RO
ReplyDeleteIndeed she might`ve been, Ole Phat Stu, my old mate, but theres still no denying the fact that 17 years later she`d become THE most breathtakingly unbelievable mega-titted beauty in the entire history of the universe ! ! !. BTW, Mike, are you on the level ?, do those companys that sell the incredibly realistic sex-dolls for $1500 really sell Pauline Hickey dolls that are exact replicas of Pauline made to your own exact and specific specifications ! ! ! and are as the bird was in 1985 when the bird was 17 and at the absolute pinnacle and peak of her physical attractiveness and desirability ! ?, if it is true Mike maybe you could tell me the name of the company ! ! !, if i could somehow get my hands on a doll like that my life would be complete and perfect 24 hours-a-day for the next 40 years ! ! !.
ReplyDeleteWikipedia tells us today(23rd)that in
ReplyDelete1016 AD – Edmund Ironside became King of England, reigning for only seven months before the country was conquered by some other Cnut ;-)
RO - I built one of those with Heathkit. The cabinet came put together though.
ReplyDeleteStu - I had to look up Cnut. Or Canute as others say.
LJ - I not going to do your research for you. I see things like that advertised or articles about them every once in a while. I'll keep an eye out for you. I have a feeling that if you ever did get one we would never hear from you again.
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