There are billions of people and a version of normal to go along with each one of them. No two versions are exactly the same. There will be hundreds of thousands of little things that make up your version of normal. With any luck you can find people that have close to the same idea of what normal is that you do. These are your friends. Anyone else you try to tolerate as best you can.
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The exact definition of normal depends on who's running the asylum.
Mike, where did the Nigerian geezer get the $27 billion in the first place ?, but then again, completely irrespective of how he aquired it, and much more importantly obviously, you`d have thought he would`ve at least used to money to somehow construct a time machine and then travel back in time by 36 years to 1985 and then...well...you know the rest ! ! !.
Love that housekeeping tip.
ReplyDeleteAdd me to the list of people who ensured that the Nigerian gentleman had a comfortable bed of cash to die on.
Sue - If you would have responded to the Nigerian gentleman you wouldn't have to do your own cleaning.
ReplyDeleteI'll be forwarding the golf one to a couple of people!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha, these are great, especially that last one, LOL!
ReplyDeleteKathy - Golfers need to play by the rules... or not.
ReplyDeleteDeb - Have you been looking through old emails?
Mike, where did the Nigerian geezer get the $27 billion in the first place ?, but then again, completely irrespective of how he aquired it, and much more importantly obviously, you`d have thought he would`ve at least used to money to somehow construct a time machine and then travel back in time by 36 years to 1985 and then...well...you know the rest ! ! !.
ReplyDeleteLJ - I'm not sure 27 billion would be enough money.
ReplyDeleteWhere was that list of sins, again?
ReplyDeleteBill - I'm still trying to locate it.
ReplyDeleteBill - Found it... https://www.angelfire.com/empire2/psuclass0/sinlist.html
ReplyDeleteThanks!
ReplyDeleteCloudia - If you send me $500 I can get that 27 billion for you.
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