Tuesday, July 06, 2021

5200 - Tuesday no themememes


I don't know.... sounds like fun to me.




So true.




Think about it. (#1)




Can you help?




Right time, right place, right person, right thought.




Ahhhh the good ol' days.




Think about it. (#2)




I don't know about this. I think the extra covering of paint would make them harder to go in. They would probably need some lubrication. 




18 comments:

  1. Mike, i dont get "The bird floggin` (selling) the other bird the fish one", or "The geezer watching the blue and red car going past" one. BTW Mike, was there some kind of low "key" (pun intended, obviously!) sexual innuendo going on in the last one ?, or was it just my Pauline Hickey obsession getting the better of me again ?.

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  2. LJ - I forgot to put the answer key to #1 and #2 here before anyone got here. #1 - The fish eat so much plastic stuff the bag is already in the fish. #2 - The Doppler effect, red shift. The car coming toward the guy is short and blue. Going away from him it's long and red.
    Yes but PH got you again.

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  3. Sigh on the plastic bag gag - which is almost certainly true.

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  4. I got the Doppler Effect cartoon before you explained it. It's a classic.

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  5. I'm surprised the front door key doesn't show a little more wear. Looks like they're used about the same.

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  6. Good ones! I'm glad you explained the blue/red car one in the comments. I didn't get it otherwise. Got the fish one though!

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  7. Sue - Sad but true.

    Bill - So you're saying you're smarter than me?!

    John - Maybe it's a fresh coat of paint?

    Sue - I had to look at comments for both of them. I'm slowing down in my old age.

    Shirley - WHAT?! They're the keys to the kingdom. For every persuasion. HA! (I'll just hold on to the pink one.)

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  8. Technology is Addictive by Design, so all these Kids are gonna be Addicts who have grown up attached to their Tech Gadgets and now can't function without them. My Brother lives in Cali and knows a lot of High Tech Industry people, they do not allow their own Children to have a Cellphone until they're much older.

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  9. I do really, really enjoy naming your dog Shark for that reason alone. Also, really, really enjoyed the Naval Observatory photo.

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  10. Dawn - luckily I didn't have to worry about that. My granddaughter doesn't have a phone but she knows her way around an ipad.

    Matt - You could set up a naval observatory in front of your house!

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  11. I paint the tops of keys with fingernail polish to distinguish them.

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  12. What an amusing post! I had fun laughing at the funnies!

    Thanks for making my day!

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  13. Kathy - What colors for what doors? Eh?

    Veronica - Thanks for stopping by. I hope your gets even better. Go back and look at Saturday jokes.

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  14. The condo door key is unpainted silver. The one for the front door/garage door is silver with a medium blue head. Every once in a while enough blue flakes off that I have to give it another coat, but that's a small price to pay for being able to quickly identify which is which.

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  15. Kathy - Especially when you're being chased by zombies!

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  16. Good ones! Although that plastic bag one is sadly true, too!

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  17. Martha - And let's not talk about the microplastic that makes its way into the meat of the fish.

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