There are billions of people and a version of normal to go along with each one of them. No two versions are exactly the same. There will be hundreds of thousands of little things that make up your version of normal. With any luck you can find people that have close to the same idea of what normal is that you do. These are your friends. Anyone else you try to tolerate as best you can.
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The exact definition of normal depends on who's running the asylum.
Tuesday, August 17, 2021
5242 - Rapture
I'm going to need a lot of help. Money for helium and dolls. Then a large group of people to stand in the woods until the right people come along.
Mike, as far as i can see in the image none of the blow-up dolls look like an exact carbon-copy-replica of the quite astonishing 17 year-old Pauline Hickey from 1985, so whats the point ! ?. After all it would be better and much more pleasant to drive people absolutely wild with lust and desire with joyous and fantastic dreams and fantasys about Bombay-Rolling THE most breathtakingly perfect knockers in the history of the universe rather than attempting to drive them off-their-chumps with some half-baked Twilight Zone scenario, i think you`ll agree ! ?.
Suggestion : use hydrogen instead of helium and fuse-cord instead of string. Then light the fuses, the rapturees head off into the sky, then blow up with an almighty bang, destroying any evidence in the process ;-)
I don't think you would have to wait long for people to lose their minds...
ReplyDeleteMost minds have already been lost, but it's still a great idea.
ReplyDeleteSue - We'll find some woods behind a tRUMP rally.
ReplyDeleteBill - Maybe put some tRUMP hats on the dolls?
Forget the woods!
ReplyDeleteHow about right outside of a mega church as they're letting out on a Sunday morning?
John - You're in charge John!
ReplyDeleteMike, as far as i can see in the image none of the blow-up dolls look like an exact carbon-copy-replica of the quite astonishing 17 year-old Pauline Hickey from 1985, so whats the point ! ?. After all it would be better and much more pleasant to drive people absolutely wild with lust and desire with joyous and fantastic dreams and fantasys about Bombay-Rolling THE most breathtakingly perfect knockers in the history of the universe rather than attempting to drive them off-their-chumps with some half-baked Twilight Zone scenario, i think you`ll agree ! ?.
ReplyDeleteLJ - No.
ReplyDeleteSuggestion : use hydrogen instead of helium
ReplyDeleteand fuse-cord instead of string.
Then light the fuses, the rapturees head off into the sky,
then blow up with an almighty bang,
destroying any evidence in the process ;-)
How many dolls to use? 666?
*Raising hand to volunteer to stand in the woods.*
ReplyDeleteQuestions: How much wood is involved? Do I have to retreat from the woods at any particular time?
I'm in, Mike. Let me know when and where.
ReplyDeleteStu- I like all of it!
ReplyDeleteRobyn - Accepted. Hmmmmm. No.
Matt - Have a go-bag ready.
If you do this I hope you have a videographer to document everything...it would be a hoot.
ReplyDeleteKathy - I think we would need the 666 dolls Stu mentioned to make it convincing.
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ReplyDeleteYep, 666 dolls would be totally convincing!
Happy Wednesday, Mike.
Veronica - Now we only need about 650 more people to pull this off.
ReplyDeleteThat would do it!
ReplyDeleteGrand - So you're in?
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