There are billions of people and a version of normal to go along with each one of them. No two versions are exactly the same. There will be hundreds of thousands of little things that make up your version of normal. With any luck you can find people that have close to the same idea of what normal is that you do. These are your friends. Anyone else you try to tolerate as best you can.
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The exact definition of normal depends on who's running the asylum.
Tuesday, September 07, 2021
5263 - Tuesday no themememes
Now what?
So THAT'S how it works.
Throw this at the wedding and get ALL the girls pregnant.
Mike, i`m sure if the 15 birds had all been incredible 17 year-old Pauline Hickey 'look-a-likes/clones/perfect-carbon-copy-replicas' the trip wouldn`t have had anything to do with shopping at all ! ! !...IF YOU GET MY DRIFT...NUDGE NUDGE...WINK WINK...GRIN GRIN...SAY NO MORE...! ! !.
Mike, i actually thought the XXX-rated com-girl-t was one of the cleverest and wittiest i've ever written, it's a shame it had to bite the dust but i was just hoping that it might've provided you and your regular contributors with a few laughs before it was deleted.
I have to say I'd buy that sperm confetti! But that George, that is a damn hoot! Good for George. I am certain he and his buddies got a kick out of it but his wife I am not so sure!
I suspect that George framed the original ad.
ReplyDeleteSue - But then that would be bragging. George looks nicer than that. Doesn't he?
ReplyDeleteEven when it doesn't work, the engine is definitely still there!(lol) Hope all is well, and sending some hugs, RO
ReplyDeleteSperm Confetti? I'm not sure if it's appalling or a ... uh ... stroke of genius.
ReplyDeleteMike, i`m sure if the 15 birds had all been incredible 17 year-old Pauline Hickey 'look-a-likes/clones/perfect-carbon-copy-replicas' the trip wouldn`t have had anything to do with shopping at all ! ! !...IF YOU GET MY DRIFT...NUDGE NUDGE...WINK WINK...GRIN GRIN...SAY NO MORE...! ! !.
ReplyDeleteSperm confetti, LOL!
ReplyDeleteI suspect the rules of baseball would be as confusing as those cricket rules to someone who doesn't understand the game.
ReplyDeleteFabulous blog
ReplyDeleteRO - You would think with touch screen displays in cars now, they could let you access the check engine info.
ReplyDeleteBill - Isn't that what Einstein had when he helped himself?
LJ - "say no more" And yet you did! The XXX-rated comment is GONE! Just like Pauline.
Deb - You're going to buy some aren't you?
Kathy - You're right. Growing up with a game makes it MUCH easier to understand.
RR - Thanks.
I suspect that George framed the original ad.
ReplyDeleteMike, i actually thought the XXX-rated com-girl-t was one of the cleverest and wittiest i've ever written, it's a shame it had to bite the dust but i was just hoping that it might've provided you and your regular contributors with a few laughs before it was deleted.
ReplyDeleteThe last one is great. Good job, George!!
ReplyDeleteGems all, Mike!
ReplyDeleteAzka - On his wall in his living room.
ReplyDeleteLJ - Too many more than suggestive descriptions.
Matt - Should I set up a blogger contest to see if we can beat George?
Cloudia - Yes, at a minmimiumn.
Re Check Engine.
ReplyDeleteImagine the guy had never encountered a VW Bug ;-)
Stu - That would have been a funnier meme. "Check engine" "HEY! Where did it go?!"
ReplyDeleteWith a VW bug, it's no big deal if the engine is missing. They come with a spare one in the trunk.
ReplyDeleteI753 - I thought all that rattling back there was just some loose tools.
ReplyDeleteI have to say I'd buy that sperm confetti! But that George, that is a damn hoot! Good for George. I am certain he and his buddies got a kick out of it but his wife I am not so sure!
ReplyDeleteUkn - George has a story for parties that will never get old.
ReplyDeleteWow - George is quite the fellow.
ReplyDeleteLady - George was shooting for my record but didn't quite make it... HA!
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