There are billions of people and a version of normal to go along with each one of them. No two versions are exactly the same. There will be hundreds of thousands of little things that make up your version of normal. With any luck you can find people that have close to the same idea of what normal is that you do. These are your friends. Anyone else you try to tolerate as best you can.
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The exact definition of normal depends on who's running the asylum.
Clydesdales are notorious farters? Who knew.
ReplyDeleteAnd I suspect this is a romance which is gone with the wind.
Sue - Love is in the air.
ReplyDelete"you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale" is an award-winning pickup line.
ReplyDeleteThe dud is quite the charmer!
ReplyDeleteI hope they get together.
It's a classic!
ReplyDeleteBill - When you use it, let me know how it works.
ReplyDeleteJohn - You forgot an e, or did you?
Deb - Let's see if Bill tries it on Agnes.
Never combine that with the "sit on my face" pickup line!!!
ReplyDeleteLike you said, love is in the air!
ReplyDeleteStu - Especially if she's too eager.
ReplyDeleteKathy - Last one left in the area wins.
@OlePhatStu,
ReplyDeleteSo there's a reason German yis called Farterland?
Guys don't care if you you're their type.
ReplyDeleteCloudia - You stutter typed but there is no exclamation point at the end so I'm not sure if you're pissed at us guys or not. :)
ReplyDeleteWith that sense of Humor he's clearly too good for this stinky liar Karen.
ReplyDeleteDawn - HA! That's funny.
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