I don't know why I never thought of this solution to this problem. But I'll use it from now on.
When I die, the first thing to say to my family is, have you deleted his internet history?
I know some bloggers that could do this.
I'm not sure what the guts are in the menu screens, but probably no TV hookups.
Making the most of the pandemic.
I like this.
I think I'm in the bucket and occasionally come out of the tap.
I am a very occasionally leaking tap.
ReplyDeleteThanks for today's smiles.
I do wonder what career will best suit that young draughtswoman though...
In todays world of dubious facts and misleading statistics, a bucket of useless trivia might as well be a fount of all knowledge.
ReplyDeleteSue - The young draughtswoman will probably be coming up with unique solutions for the rest of her life.
ReplyDeleteKirk - I'm not sure that would be the best solution to advance civilization, but it will be more fun.
I hope that bucket is big enough for both of us. My tap has a very slow drip.
ReplyDeleteLove the crackhead's TV and the brick collection book case, LOL!
ReplyDeleteAn altruistic linesman would block the switch half-way, thus causing the points to derail the train.
ReplyDeleteHave you priced babysitters lately? There's no way I'd hire one for a fake child....
ReplyDeleteBill - We'll be the bucket brigade.
ReplyDeleteDeb - That's one way to hide the books you're reading from nosey relatives.
Stu - Great minds... I've thought of that also. But all the researcher would do is put 50 people on the trolley that would die from a derailment. It would be more fun to ruin the experiment by hollering, FOREIGNERS! KILL 'EM ALL!
Kathy - You mean I could be getting paid to watch my granddaughter?! Am I going to have a talk with my daughter or WHAT!
Thanks Mike. Some good chuckles here.
ReplyDeleteCloudia - Let us know when you get that bookshelf done.
ReplyDeleteAll are funny but the last is the best. Hysterical!
ReplyDeleteAllen - Are you in the bucket with us?
ReplyDeleteMike - yes I certainly am. As a coworker once said, "if I put together a Team for a quiz contest, you have to be on it. You know all the odd useless stuff!"
ReplyDeleteI aspire to the tap of occasional insight and try not to be the sprinkler of dubious facts.