There are billions of people and a version of normal to go along with each one of them. No two versions are exactly the same. There will be hundreds of thousands of little things that make up your version of normal. With any luck you can find people that have close to the same idea of what normal is that you do. These are your friends. Anyone else you try to tolerate as best you can.
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The exact definition of normal depends on who's running the asylum.
The first one reminded me of my neighbor, the preacher, who told me last week his dog had died. He said, "The Lord called him home." I laughed and asked if he whistled or just said, "Come here boy." He didn't laugh.
Kathy - I try not to duplicate. But as I look for more, the more I run across ones I've posted already. One of these days the time it takes to find new ones will be too long.
Shaw - It's a good way to start the ... week ... this is Monday, right?
Some excellent ones today. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteSue - I'd been holding these for a while and decided today was the day to turn them loose.
ReplyDeleteThe first one reminded me of my neighbor, the preacher, who told me last week his dog had died. He said, "The Lord called him home." I laughed and asked if he whistled or just said, "Come here boy." He didn't laugh.
ReplyDeleteLinoleum Blownaparte. Sad.
ReplyDeleteWell, I think this entire post calls for a big ol' GROAN.
ReplyDeleteSimmons - No you didn't. Did you?
ReplyDeleteBill - Maybe sad but you've heard that one before haven't you?
Deb - That's a lot of groaning. Is there something else going on where you're at?
You have an endless supply of these, don't you?
ReplyDeleteEnjoyed them all. Thanks for a laughing Monday.
ReplyDeleteKathy - I try not to duplicate. But as I look for more, the more I run across ones I've posted already. One of these days the time it takes to find new ones will be too long.
ReplyDeleteShaw - It's a good way to start the ... week ... this is Monday, right?
Oy.
ReplyDeleteSo bad, so bad, THEY'RE GREAT!!!!!
Victor - Glad you liked them!
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