Monday, December 20, 2021

5368 - Monday no themememe


The 7 time wasters.




Distract your OCD friends playing dice.




Under surveillance. 




Lessons 1 thru 9 weren't much better.




If he put them on the other way it would look like he shit in his pants.




I actually saw this sweater on TV when a newscaster was talking about an ugly sweater contest. It was hanging on a rack with a bunch of other sweaters but I had just seen this meme so I spotted it on the rack immediately.




This is one you have to look at and think about.




Yes, we might call it that.



15 comments:

  1. Hooray for crows. I really like the economy of a funeral and a murder investigation rolled into one...

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  2. How many readers will know the collective nouns for various animals?

    BTW where are the dead from a nuclear weapon buried? In a Mass grave.

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  3. I've seen that meme connecting the Seven Deadly Sins to social media ... it's spot-on, except that I prefer "Entertainment" to "Sloth" for Netflix.

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  4. I am not OCD, but would find those dice too confusing. Would have to count the pips on the 5 and 6 every time to figure out which one is which.

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  5. I laughed at all of them, although "My Crow Brewery" DID take me a minute or two to figure out!

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  6. Sue - All while having a beer.

    Stu - I've seen lists of all the collective nouns. But the crows get the most attention.
    It's where all the relatives are.

    Bill - How about slouch as that's how I sit when watching.

    Kathy - I actually knew what you were talking about when you said pips. Now THAT'S OCD.

    Deb - I think it took me three different times looking at it before I banged my head on the keyboard.

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  7. The spell check one is funny. I had seen the sweater before too!

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  8. Crows are very intelligent birds. Even when they're involved in murders.

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  9. Mark - The sweater was on the screen for about 3 seconds. But it was in the middle of the screen and stuck out like a sore thumb to me.

    Shaw - The bigger the murder the smarter they all are.

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  10. Because it's a murder of crows! Those birds are so smart they creep me out and I love birds. They make the common minor birds here who are delinquents just look like punks

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  11. In a school secretary's CV :
    I really enjoy givong head
    teacher candidates a school tour.

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  12. Cloudia - Maybe a mynah is a minor bird.

    Stu - I got the joke but I had to find out what a CV was. Curriculum Vitae/resume.

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  13. Ha - I love the my crow brewery.

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  14. Lady - It took me a minute to figure that one out.

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