There are billions of people and a version of normal to go along with each one of them. No two versions are exactly the same. There will be hundreds of thousands of little things that make up your version of normal. With any luck you can find people that have close to the same idea of what normal is that you do. These are your friends. Anyone else you try to tolerate as best you can.
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The exact definition of normal depends on who's running the asylum.
Monday, April 25, 2022
5496 - Joke week Monday
I've picked up a few joke memes (words) that I didn't feel like typing out. So I'll see if I can fill up a whole week with them. I hope you can blow these up to a readable size.
When I find something I don't want to type out I type the first line into Google, then go to one of the hits to copy and paste the verbiage where I want it to go :-)
Bill - As it is in most government (dis)organizations.
Martha - If you figured that out you need to explain it to the rest of us.
Deb - I never know what device people are using to read stuff on. On my 27-inch monitor, these blow-up pretty big.
John - More on the way.
Kathy - I did that with "the dead horse theory". It was a bad one to start trying your theory with. I could do posts for a month with all the different versions.
Flogging a dead horse has never worked, I prefer the Indian method.
ReplyDeleteI like that last one about things that hurt my back.
All good.
ReplyDeleteAnd our government obviously subscribes to the methods cited to get the most from your dead horse...
River - I remember the good ol' days.
ReplyDeleteSue - And it's sad when you have the motivation of a dead horse.
The Dead Horse Theory is standard practice on the Air Staff in the Pentagon.
ReplyDeleteThe Quora answer...HAHAHA! That's a fun answer. These were all great!
ReplyDeleteEven enlarged, my poor old rheumy, cataract blurred eyes can't read these. Sorry!
ReplyDeleteLooking forward to the rest of the week!
ReplyDeleteWhen I find something I don't want to type out I type the first line into Google, then go to one of the hits to copy and paste the verbiage where I want it to go :-)
ReplyDeleteBill - As it is in most government (dis)organizations.
ReplyDeleteMartha - If you figured that out you need to explain it to the rest of us.
Deb - I never know what device people are using to read stuff on. On my 27-inch monitor, these blow-up pretty big.
John - More on the way.
Kathy - I did that with "the dead horse theory". It was a bad one to start trying your theory with. I could do posts for a month with all the different versions.
@Debra,
ReplyDeleteCtrl+ will make texts bigger. You can do it multiple times too.
Stu
#14 of the dead horse theory is the worst. But all of them are only too recognizable. The things that hurt my back now - yep. Plus sleeping "wrong".
ReplyDeleteEnjoyed!
Stu - I always forget about CTL+
ReplyDeleteJenny - Over the years I've seen departments promote someone to another department just to get rid of them.