There are billions of people and a version of normal to go along with each one of them. No two versions are exactly the same. There will be hundreds of thousands of little things that make up your version of normal. With any luck you can find people that have close to the same idea of what normal is that you do. These are your friends. Anyone else you try to tolerate as best you can.
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The exact definition of normal depends on who's running the asylum.
Monday, May 09, 2022
5510 - Monday no themememes
Oh Yeah!
You can't outrun his radio but you sure can leave him in the dust.
The dildo on the shelf reminds me of one of my father's favorite shaggy dog stories (mine, too), the punch line of which is "Well, what would YOU put in the window?"
Sue - I applied for a job at that company. The job wasn't what I thought it was going to be.
Bill Found it... A guy passes by a shop with three beautiful watches in the window... He goes inside, and says to the proprietor: "Those are beautiful watches you have on display, how much for one?" The proprietor says: "Oh, those aren't for sale. We don't make watches here, we do circumcisions." The man is a bit taken aback: "If you do circumcisions, why do you have watches in your shop window?" The proprietor says: "Well, what would you put in the window?"
Deb - But if it's a high rise and the stuff was on the top floor button, wouldn't you be curious?
Martha - It's a college. Nothing would surprise me.
I really, really hope that punctuation is wrong too.
ReplyDeleteThe dildo on the shelf reminds me of one of my father's favorite shaggy dog stories (mine, too), the punch line of which is "Well, what would YOU put in the window?"
ReplyDeleteYuck, I hope there's no boy syrup on those elevator buttons.
ReplyDeleteThat last one! Makes you wonder how the necessity of that sign came to be. BAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteSue - I applied for a job at that company. The job wasn't what I thought it was going to be.
ReplyDeleteBill Found it... A guy passes by a shop with three beautiful watches in the window...
He goes inside, and says to the proprietor: "Those are beautiful watches you have on display, how much for one?"
The proprietor says: "Oh, those aren't for sale. We don't make watches here, we do circumcisions."
The man is a bit taken aback: "If you do circumcisions, why do you have watches in your shop window?"
The proprietor says: "Well, what would you put in the window?"
Deb - But if it's a high rise and the stuff was on the top floor button, wouldn't you be curious?
Martha - It's a college. Nothing would surprise me.
Some days I have no hope for most of our species. And then I see a meme about it and think at least we have a sense of humour.
ReplyDeleteJenny - We're going to laugh until we die.
ReplyDeleteMy bacon loving kids are going to love that image when I send it to them.
ReplyDeleteUniversity of Alabama. That checks out
ReplyDeleteRiver - The subject line should be BAAACCCOOONNNNNNN!
ReplyDeleteCloudia - Did you go there? (3)