There are billions of people and a version of normal to go along with each one of them. No two versions are exactly the same. There will be hundreds of thousands of little things that make up your version of normal. With any luck you can find people that have close to the same idea of what normal is that you do. These are your friends. Anyone else you try to tolerate as best you can.
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The exact definition of normal depends on who's running the asylum.
Monday, June 06, 2022
5538 - Monday jokes
Monday jokes because I was too lazy to type all these out.
Every single time I see "Claude Yarmoff" it makes me smile. Every time. The rest of those "authors" are good, too.
The anagrams are often surprisingly apt. Side note: When I Googled "define anagram" (to be sure I had the right word) it asked me did I mean "nerd fame again"! Usually it just corrects spelling if the search term is spelled wrong, but this time it took things a step further. lol
The rearranged letters made me smile most today. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteI like the rearranged letters too and have sent it to my brother, I think he'll like it.
ReplyDeleteThe light bulb one is always funny.
According to that last one, I'm a genuine superhero! Who knew?
ReplyDeleteUnder The Bleachers by Seymour Butts...didn't that win a Pulitzer?
ReplyDeleteI'm super good at those things too!
ReplyDeleteI like the book titles and the things I'm good at best. Another good read is "Overpopulation In China", by Wi Fukkem Yung.
ReplyDeleteSue - A good start to the day... or end of the day... depending...
ReplyDeleteRiver - I have to hand it to the people that figure stuff like that out.
Bill - That makes two of us.
Simmons - You're dating yourself.
Deb - Now we're up to three of us.
Mark - That's a new one for me. Subtitle; And then send the girls to the US.
I do better than the first one above. I forget someone's name 5 seconds after they tell me.
ReplyDeleteHave a good week, Mike.
Not a clunker in the bunch today!
ReplyDeleteRobyn - Or even right after they tell you and you're brain goes, What?
ReplyDeleteKathy - Some days the jokes just flow out of my fingers. Copy paste copy paste ...
I super good at forgetting peoples names too but I always eat my produce.
ReplyDeleteLady - I happen to know it takes about two weeks for a head of lettuce to turn completely brown.
ReplyDeleteEvery single time I see "Claude Yarmoff" it makes me smile. Every time. The rest of those "authors" are good, too.
ReplyDeleteThe anagrams are often surprisingly apt. Side note: When I Googled "define anagram" (to be sure I had the right word) it asked me did I mean "nerd fame again"! Usually it just corrects spelling if the search term is spelled wrong, but this time it took things a step further. lol
Jenny - Those words must be attached to your smile neurons in your brain.
ReplyDeleteThe rearranged letters is my favourite here!
ReplyDeleteYeah I'm pretty good at those things too. Hey come by my blog and see the antique vacuum cleaner
ReplyDeleteMartha - I could never figure stuff like that out.
ReplyDeleteCloudia - I did it!