There are billions of people and a version of normal to go along with each one of them. No two versions are exactly the same. There will be hundreds of thousands of little things that make up your version of normal. With any luck you can find people that have close to the same idea of what normal is that you do. These are your friends. Anyone else you try to tolerate as best you can.
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The exact definition of normal depends on who's running the asylum.
Wednesday, November 30, 2022
5715 - Merit badges
I hope you can make this big enough to read these. I only qualify for 6 of them. Maybe 8.
My mum is also dead and I don't belong to a gym either, I don't drink wine, nor use coupons, I didn't learn anything new either. Does hot chocolate count instead of coffee? I qualified for all the rest.
I wouldn't qualify for any of them ! ! !. BTW Mike, well done again with regards to guessing the right score in the USA v Iran game. Now its The Netherlands (3 times silver medalists in this competition: 1974, 1978, and 2010) Its gonna` be one of the toughest matches the USA has ever played in the last 100 years, do you think they're capable of beating the Dutch ?.
My mother is dead, I can't drink coffee and don't belong to a gym. Those are badges I will never acquire (unless there is a badge for fibbers).
ReplyDeleteIs there some kind of time limit on these? I mean, I HAVE watered a plant, but it was seven years ago.
ReplyDeleteSue - I'm right there with you.
ReplyDeleteKirk - Your badge is on the way!
My mum is also dead and I don't belong to a gym either, I don't drink wine, nor use coupons, I didn't learn anything new either. Does hot chocolate count instead of coffee? I qualified for all the rest.
ReplyDeletePut Pants On. Is there a separate badge for remembering to zip up the fly?
ReplyDeleteOnly four.
ReplyDeleteWhy I am kicking ass on all those badges except for my Mom - she's dead or I would gladly call her.
ReplyDeleteMade coffee
ReplyDeleteeveryday winner at my house
Should we all get sashes like the Scouts wear to display our merit badges?
ReplyDeleteThese are hilarious! P.S. What's a "vegetable"?
ReplyDeleteRiver - We'll make a new rule for the chocolate. I don't like coffee either.
ReplyDeleteBill - There should be. It doesn't happen very often for me but I'm always double-checking.
Stu - One more to get your first-class rank.
Lady - You're not reducing screen time are you?
John - If I ever stop by to visit have some hot chocolate available.
Kathy - I think that would be fun. So I looked up "adult merit badges" on google. Lots more out there that could fill up a sash.
Deb - It's that guy that keeps leaving nasty comments here.
I got 6 - do I win anything? At least a sash for my badges?
ReplyDeletePeg - I'll get working on that right away.
ReplyDelete6 for me.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't qualify for any of them ! ! !. BTW Mike, well done again with regards to guessing the right score in the USA v Iran game. Now its The Netherlands (3 times silver medalists in this competition: 1974, 1978, and 2010) Its gonna` be one of the toughest matches the USA has ever played in the last 100 years, do you think they're capable of beating the Dutch ?.
ReplyDeleteYep - it is part of my new sleep regiment. Put down the phone and read instead.
ReplyDeleteShaw - You're almost halfway there!
ReplyDeleteLJ - I don't know. But I'll be cheering them on.
Lady - Two badges for you!