There are billions of people and a version of normal to go along with each one of them. No two versions are exactly the same. There will be hundreds of thousands of little things that make up your version of normal. With any luck you can find people that have close to the same idea of what normal is that you do. These are your friends. Anyone else you try to tolerate as best you can.
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The exact definition of normal depends on who's running the asylum.
Did the $500 get the wife out on bail?
ReplyDelete"If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse." The adult version of this is Congressional budget negotiation.
ReplyDeleteI had to click into the first two in order to get them large enough to read, but it was worth it.
ReplyDeleteKirk - The female judge just let her go.
ReplyDeleteBill - All budget negotiations. I remember doing that at the phone company.
Kathy - I'm glad they bigged up for you.
These are fun. Love the kid's advice. Gotta tell the negligee joke, that'll get laughs. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteIt's true, English is confusing for those who didn't grow up with it.
ReplyDeleteAllen - For sure.
ReplyDeleteRiver - It's confusing for those that did.
I'm fine with it.
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