There are billions of people and a version of normal to go along with each one of them. No two versions are exactly the same. There will be hundreds of thousands of little things that make up your version of normal. With any luck you can find people that have close to the same idea of what normal is that you do. These are your friends. Anyone else you try to tolerate as best you can.
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The exact definition of normal depends on who's running the asylum.
The legendary CVS receipts are getting serious competition from our local Giant Food store. I recently bought one item, and ended up with a receipt 18" long. Had I not used my store frequent-buyer card, it would have only been about 5 inches.
Stu - There is a Kansas City Missouri and a Kansas City Kansas and they are separated by the Missouri Kansas border. https://www.google.com/maps/place/Kansas+City,+KS/@39.086093,-94.6645078,12.75z/data=!4m6!3m5!1s0x87c08ce427cf3515:0xdc77777b70c31e05!8m2!3d39.1155314!4d-94.6267873!16zL20vMHRjajY
Oh, those eyebrows!
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ReplyDeleteRiver - Do you think that is a genetic defect?
ReplyDeleteCloudia - The best color to be.
That takes monobrow to a whole new level...
ReplyDeleteSue - I'm surprised it doesn't run over to his hair.
ReplyDeleteThe legendary CVS receipts are getting serious competition from our local Giant Food store. I recently bought one item, and ended up with a receipt 18" long. Had I not used my store frequent-buyer card, it would have only been about 5 inches.
ReplyDeleteRe #1: Even Kansas City is not in Kansas ;-)
ReplyDeleteStu - There is a Kansas City Missouri and a Kansas City Kansas and they are separated by the Missouri Kansas border.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.google.com/maps/place/Kansas+City,+KS/@39.086093,-94.6645078,12.75z/data=!4m6!3m5!1s0x87c08ce427cf3515:0xdc77777b70c31e05!8m2!3d39.1155314!4d-94.6267873!16zL20vMHRjajY
Pretty sophisticated IRS scam!
ReplyDeleteMy sick sense of humor enjoyed the Dad's Home, and I hope that poor guy gets his nose back.
ReplyDeleteThat CVS receipt looks like our last one from the pet food store, where the clerk felt the need to scan each of the 30 cans of cat food individually.
ReplyDeleteBill - How did you sneak in front of Stu? Anyway, I think the paper receipt industry has something to do with it.
ReplyDeleteDeb - I almost fell for it just reading the meme!
Shirley - No wonder I like you.
Kathy - Was she trying to kill time until she got off work?
Who wouldn't fall for such a sophisticated IRS scam? HAHA
ReplyDeleteThese are so good. The piano idea was clearly a bad one.
ReplyDeleteMartha - I think slopsticated is a better description.
ReplyDeleteSusan - I wonder what note is in the corner? Middle C?