There are billions of people and a version of normal to go along with each one of them. No two versions are exactly the same. There will be hundreds of thousands of little things that make up your version of normal. With any luck you can find people that have close to the same idea of what normal is that you do. These are your friends. Anyone else you try to tolerate as best you can.
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The exact definition of normal depends on who's running the asylum.
For a bunch of people who are always laughing at how sensitive we commie pinko ratbastard libtards are, they sure are sensitive about a lot of things, aren't they?
Shat? Because it's being used in past tense? And all this time I've been using the word with an "i" no matter what the tense. I guess my profanity vocabulary isn't what I thought it was.
For a bunch of people who are always laughing at how sensitive we commie pinko ratbastard libtards are, they sure are sensitive about a lot of things, aren't they?
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ReplyDeleteGood ones! The MAGA triggers one is especially on point.
ReplyDeleteMAGA Triggers also needs to include Mexicans, wind farms, and Renaissance art.
ReplyDeleteAll of these are great. I may even steal some!
ReplyDeleteOne typo fixed... on the first line... sheesh... 🤦♂️
ReplyDeleteBill - Too many to count.
Kathy - And one day we can tell our grandkids... wait...
Deb - There is one button that's not marked. Maybe that's the "ALL" button.
Lady - There's not enough room for all the buttons needed on that little guy.
Shaw - I'll have to check with the bloggers I stole them from first. 😇
Shat? Because it's being used in past tense? And all this time I've been using the word with an "i" no matter what the tense. I guess my profanity vocabulary isn't what I thought it was.
ReplyDeleteKirk - I thought shit was all encompassing. But the dictionary does say shat is past tense. I just thought it was a British word.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA! These are hilarious. A great way to start my day.
ReplyDeleteMartha - Glad I could help.
ReplyDeleteHow did I miss this post? It's funny. I'm just disappointed he isn't shuffling around in shackles.
ReplyDeleteRiver - I know what you mean about missing posts. It happens to me too.
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