Tuesday, April 25, 2023

5862 - Tuesday lazy jokes


Jokes that I was too lazy to type out.

  













12 comments:

  1. Cloudia - And to you too. 😁

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  2. Thanks for the smiles.
    That was obviously a very high curb.

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  3. You really don't want to trip and fall in front of the wrong people.

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  4. Must have been a pretty high curb...

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  5. The salad dressing one was one of my dad's favorite jokes. Thanks for the memory.

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  6. Sue - I'm sure the Marines kept trying to help the guy up.

    Bill - At least they were nice enough not to stab him back.

    Deb - That punch line sneaks up on you.

    John - He probably kept climbing back up and falling off again. Some people never learn.

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  7. I thought the cowboy was going to be my favorite but the tomato won in the end. Thanks, Mike.

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  8. Hah! Buy some boots that fit :)
    And the saxophones :)

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  9. Love the cowboy boots. Gotta learn that one. And the assailant learned the meaning of that particular word!

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  10. Matt - I knew you were a dad joke kind of guy.

    River - The saxophones guy was just doing what he was told. Right?

    Allen - Remind me never to wear cowboy boots.

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