5902 - Long joke Sunday

Sometimes Seniors don't understand directions. 

This is why a senior should listen to doctors' instructions.

I went to my nearby CVS  pharmacy, straight to the back, where the pharmacists' high counter is located. 

I took out my little brown bottle, along with a teaspoon, and set them up on the counter.

The pharmacist came over, smiled, and asked if he could help me.  

I said, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?"  Seeing as I was a senior citizen, the pharmacist went along.

He took the spoon, put a tiny bit of the liquid on it, put it on his tongue, and swilled it around. 

Then, with a stomach-churning look on his face, he spat it out on the floor and began coughing. 

When he finally was finished, I looked him right in the eye and asked, “Now, does that taste sweet to you?".

The pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes yelled, "HELL NO!!!"

I said, "Oh, thank God! That's a real relief! My doctor told me to have a pharmacist test my urine for sugar!"

I can never go back to that CVS, but I really don't care, because they aren't very friendly there anymore, anyway!