There are billions of people and a version of normal to go along with each one of them. No two versions are exactly the same. There will be hundreds of thousands of little things that make up your version of normal. With any luck you can find people that have close to the same idea of what normal is that you do. These are your friends. Anyone else you try to tolerate as best you can.
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The exact definition of normal depends on who's running the asylum.
Tuesday, June 27, 2023
5923 - The spouse test
A test to take. How good of a spouse are you? If you blow this up to about 200% you can read it.
I was a terrible spouse. I did all the things I was supposed to do and many of the things he was supposed to do, but we didn't communicate. I'm not a talker by nature and he always had "something important" on TV that needed watching.
Couldn't view it. Blowing it up just helped it disintegrate into pixels. I'm a great spouse... either that or he's realized it would be too much like work to train another woman.
I don't blow. I mean, I can't blow this up. I do like the idea of making something appear twice as big through one swift motion, Mike. Give us a sample, perhaps. Cheers and well wishes.
I was a terrible spouse. I did all the things I was supposed to do and many of the things he was supposed to do, but we didn't communicate. I'm not a talker by nature and he always had "something important" on TV that needed watching.
ReplyDeleteI blew that up to about 400% and still couldn't read it. Probably not worth reading anyway.
ReplyDeleteI was a terrible spouse anyway. We didn't communicate.
ReplyDeleteCouldn't view it. Blowing it up just helped it disintegrate into pixels.
ReplyDeleteI'm a great spouse... either that or he's realized it would be too much like work to train another woman.
Not good enough to bother blowing it up and seeing where I could/should improve.
ReplyDeleteRiver - No communication should mean a happy marriage!
ReplyDeleteAmi - He's a guy. I vote for to much work.
Sue - I could blow it all up and copy each of the 100 individual statements for you... BWAHAHAHA
I can't read it, either ... it pixellates to mush when enlarged. But I don't need Agnes to see any new way to rate my performance, anyhow.
ReplyDeleteI don't blow. I mean, I can't blow this up. I do like the idea of making something appear twice as big through one swift motion, Mike.
ReplyDeleteGive us a sample, perhaps.
Cheers and well wishes.
So. I am surpised SWMBO tolerates me.
ReplyDeleteI had no problems enlarging it. (Thank you Firefox!)
ReplyDeleteIt's obviously a very old test....thank goodness no one's judging me by if the seams in my stockings were straight!
Bill - Just print out the wife part. 😁
ReplyDeleteRobyn - I could send some jpg files to you. 😆
Stu - I don't think I could live by these rules.
Kathy - I think if you wore stockings with seams in them these days you would definitely be judged.
This is one old skanky test. I mean, who puts curlers in their hair anymore?
ReplyDeleteLady - Walmart shoppers?
ReplyDeleteI am a a good wife, however I don't come to the brfast table dressed for the day. Other than that I did okay.
ReplyDeleteSusan - So you keep your stocking seams straight? We want pictures!
ReplyDeleteI'm getting great feedback and don't need a test. Lucky me!
ReplyDeleteCloudia - And you're not even Irish!
ReplyDeleteI couldn't read squat no matter how magnified...but we all know I'm a great spouse. :-)
ReplyDeletePeg - The only person that matters absolutely thinks so.
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