A girl met a large, powerfully built bodybuilder at a bar. After several drinks, they agree to go back to his place.
The bodybuilder takes off his shirt, and while doing so, he exclaims, “Boom!”
The girl says, “What a great chest you have!”
He tells her, “That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby!”
He then rips off his pants, once again yelling, “Boom!”
The girl is impressed and says, “My, what massive calves you have!”
The bodybuilder tells her, “That’s 100 lbs of dynamite, baby.”
He then rips off his underwear, and exclaims “Boom!”
The girl goes running out of the apartment, screaming like crazy.
The bodybuilder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.
The girl replies, “I didn’t want to be around all that dynamite when I saw how short the fuse was!”
Snort.
ReplyDeleteAn oldie, but goodie.
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO!!!
ReplyDeleteGood one, LOL!
ReplyDeleteToday was a short long joke.
ReplyDeleteAlways worth a chuckle.
ReplyDeleteGetting people to smile is like a public service these days. Mike! You should get an award or something
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteand they call Blonodes dumb..
ReplyDeleteYDG - I think his little thing is actually called a 'blow node'. 😜
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