6348 - Long joke Sunday

A wife takes her hubby Dave to a strip club for his 40th birthday. 

When they enter one of the bouncers walks by and says, “Hey Dave”. 

Wifey looks at Dave in surprise and asks, “Have you been here before?” 

Dave says, “No Honey, that guy is on my bowling team”. 

So they get to a table and a waitress walks up and says, “Hi Dave, you want your usual Budweiser?” 

Wifey now suspiciously asks, “How does she know you drink Budweiser?” 

Dave quickly replies, “Oh, she’s on the women’s team at the bowling alley”. 

Then a stripper comes up, puts her hands on Dave’s shoulder, and says, “Well hello there Dave, would you like your usual table dance?” 

Wifey jumps up, throws her napkin down, and storms out. 

She flags down a cab and before she can close the door Dave hops in and says, “Oh dear, it’s not what you think”. 

Wifey is fussing and yelling at Dave when the Cab Driver turns around and says, “Whew Dave, looks like you picked up a feisty one tonight”. 

Dave was last heard of after cabby dropped them off last year!