A dwarf with a speech impediment goes into a stud farm.
"I'd like to buy a horth" he says to the owner of the farm.
"What sort of horse?" said the owner.
"A female horth" the dwarf replies.
So the owner shows him a mare. "Nithe horth." says the dwarf, "Can I thee her eyeth?"
So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horse's eyes.
"Nithe eyeth.", says the dwarf, "Can I thee her teeth?"
Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horse's teeth.
"Nithe teeth.... can I see her eerth?" the dwarf says.
By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again, picks up the dwarf to show him the horse's ears.
"Nithe eerth". he says, "Now...can I see her twot?"
With this, the owner picks the dwarf up by the scruff of his neck and shoves his head deep in just under the horse's tail.
He holds him there for a couple of seconds before pulling him out and putting him down.
The dwarf shakes his head and says: "Perhaps I should weefwaze that...
Can I see her wun awound?"
Ha!
ReplyDeleteYep!
DeleteUGH!
ReplyDeleteHA!
DeleteGot me
ReplyDeleteFunny
Good! A surprise ending.
DeleteIf that doesn't deserve a GROAN, I don't know what does.
ReplyDelete10 stars on the groan scale?
DeleteGreat joke !!!
ReplyDeleteI agree!
DeleteA definite groaner.
ReplyDelete10 stars!
DeleteShould have asked the dwarf to write it out
ReplyDeleteOr the dwarf should have asked for a pen and paper.
DeleteNever mess with a horse's butt.
ReplyDeleteSounds like you have horse knowledge.
DeleteFrom the first line to the last another, Mike masterpiece!
ReplyDeleteI could become impressed with myself.
DeleteHAHAHAHA! Wasn't expecting that 🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteI don't think he was either.
DeleteSilly, silly. I wish I hadn't envisioned the whole thing, though. I may have nightmares.
ReplyDeleteBe well.
Hopefully nothing scary happened last night.
DeleteIf there are any groans left, I'll take a dozen.
ReplyDeleteThere are lots to be had. Deb and Sue spread a lot of groans around.
DeleteI didn't expect THAT . . . it had me groaning instead of out-right laughing. It's a good one though. Thank you for sharing it.
ReplyDeleteThank you for coming by my post and for taking the time to leave a nice comment. I really appreciate it.
Now you know to speak distinctly when buying a horse. 😁
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