Sunday, January 12, 2025

6366 - Long joke Sunday


A dwarf with a speech impediment goes into a stud farm.

"I'd like to buy a horth" he says to the owner of the farm. 

"What sort of horse?" said the owner. 

"A female horth" the dwarf replies.

So the owner shows him a mare. "Nithe horth." says the dwarf, "Can I thee her eyeth?"

So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horse's eyes.

 "Nithe eyeth.", says the dwarf, "Can I thee her teeth?" 

Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horse's teeth. 

"Nithe teeth.... can I see her eerth?" the dwarf says.

By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again, picks up the dwarf to show him the horse's ears. 

"Nithe eerth". he says, "Now...can I see her twot?"

With this, the owner picks the dwarf up by the scruff of his neck and shoves his head deep in just under the horse's tail. 

He holds him there for a couple of seconds before pulling him out and putting him down.

The dwarf shakes his head and says: "Perhaps I should weefwaze that...

Can I see her wun awound?"


26 comments:

  1. If that doesn't deserve a GROAN, I don't know what does.

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  2. Great joke !!!

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  3. Should have asked the dwarf to write it out

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    1. Or the dwarf should have asked for a pen and paper.

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  4. Never mess with a horse's butt.

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  5. From the first line to the last another, Mike masterpiece!

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  6. HAHAHAHA! Wasn't expecting that 🤣🤣

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  7. Silly, silly. I wish I hadn't envisioned the whole thing, though. I may have nightmares.
    Be well.

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    1. Hopefully nothing scary happened last night.

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  8. If there are any groans left, I'll take a dozen.

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    1. There are lots to be had. Deb and Sue spread a lot of groans around.

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  9. I didn't expect THAT . . . it had me groaning instead of out-right laughing. It's a good one though. Thank you for sharing it.

    Thank you for coming by my post and for taking the time to leave a nice comment. I really appreciate it.

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    1. Now you know to speak distinctly when buying a horse. 😁

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