A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.
He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."
The man says, "Sorry officer I can't do that.
I am an asthmatic.
If I do that I'll have a really bad asthma attack."
"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."
"I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac.
If I do that, I'll bleed to death."
"Well, then we need a urine sample."
"I'm sorry officer I can't do that either.
I am also a diabetic.
If I do that I'll get really low blood sugar."
"Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
"I can't do that, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm too drunk to do that."
Lots of excuses. None of which will save him.
ReplyDeleteThe tickets kept piling up.
DeleteHe's got more excuses than Der Furor.
ReplyDeleteAre you sure? I didn't think anyone could have even close to what the orange turd comes up with.
DeleteGotcha, LOL!
ReplyDeleteMany many gotchas.
Deletehaha very good..... i once got a ticket for speaking back to a policeman..... they had pulled me over..... i think i didn't have a seatbelt on or something..... something trivial..... and he asked me "would you like to come and sit in our car for a moment" and my reply "why, is it warmer than mine?" was not met with the levity with which it was delivered!!
ReplyDeleteIt seemed like a good idea at the time, right?
DeleteThere's an answer for everything.
ReplyDeleteI think he ran out of them.
DeleteHaHa, that's a good one.
ReplyDeleteOne to many questions from the cop.
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