6452 - Long joke Sunday

A man has a facial tic, that makes him wink all the time, is applying for a position as a travelling  salesman for a large firm.

The interviewer carefully looks over his application and says,

"Your application is very impressive, you've graduated from the best schools, your references are great, and your experience is just what we need."

"Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought."

"However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we're afraid that your constant winking will put off potential customers."

"I'm sorry...but we just can't hire you."

The applicant said,

"But wait, if I take two aspirin, the winking stops."

Surprised, and doubtful, the interviewer said,

"Oh really? - then show me."

So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and starts pulling out all sorts of condoms, red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored condoms.

Finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin. 

He tears it open, swallows the pills, and immediately stops winking.

Surprised, the interviewer said, 

"Well, that's all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we can't have our employees womanizing all over the country."

Shocked, the applicant said,

"Womanizing, what do you mean? - I'm a happily married man..."

The interviewer scoffs,

"Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?"

The applicant sighed, and said,

"Oh, that, have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for some aspirin?"