6387 - Long joke Sunday

A woman in her forties noticing that her looks were starting to fade decided to visit to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift.

After examining her, the surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The KEY," where a small key is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a face lift without the invasive surgery.

Upon hearing this of course, the woman wanted "The Key."

Over many years, the woman tightened the key, and the effects were wonderful -- the woman remained young-looking and youthful. 

However, after fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon as she had two problems.

"For the past fifteen years, everything has worked just fine. Every six months I've had to turn the key, and I've always loved the results. 

But now I've developed two annoying symptoms: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes, and the key won't get rid of them."

The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your boobies."

“Oh!”, she said, "I suppose there’s no point asking about the beard then."