Should I post this.... yeah, what the heck...
A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they had become too loose and floppy.
For fear of embarrassment she insisted that the surgeon kept the operation a secret which the surgeon agreed.
In waking up from the surgery, she found 3 roses placed beside her on the bed.
Outraged, she calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"
The surgeon told her that he had kept her surgery a secret, and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself."
"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and understood because she had the same procedure done some time ago."
"And what about the third rose?" she asked.
"That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears."
Anything I could say would just make it worse, so ...
ReplyDeleteSend me an email!
DeleteAnd I laughed too, goddammit.
ReplyDeleteCaught you by surprise, right?
DeleteShe did a good deed :-)
ReplyDeleteHow is that guy going to react when someone whispers in his new ears?
DeleteIs this becoming a thing because it has come up on more than one occasion recently.
ReplyDeleteI hadn't heard this joke before. This may take a little more investigation.
DeleteLol
ReplyDeleteYes.
DeleteOMG! New Ears! Thank goodness I wasn't drinking coffee when I read this.
ReplyDeleteWe would want to see that. Next time make sure you are videoing yourself incase I post another knee slapper.
DeleteHa! Absolutely did not see that coming!
ReplyDeleteNeither did I!
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