Doublecheck your old books for poisons
5 hours ago
There are billions of people and a version of normal to go along with each one of them. No two versions are exactly the same. There will be hundreds of thousands of little things that make up your version of normal. With any luck you can find people that have close to the same idea of what normal is that you do. These are your friends. Anyone else you try to tolerate as best you can. .... The exact definition of normal depends on who's running the asylum.
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I've tried the dodge of saying, "Now is not a convenient time, but give me your number and I'll call you back." It's fun to see how they explain why they won't give you their number even though it's fine for them to have yours.
"I hafta go to da bafroom right now" also works real well.
Great tip; I'm going to use it!
My brother has answered their question "How are you today?" with a litany of false medical complaints about his gout, aching back, blood pressure, migraines, etc. They do eventually hang up...
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