Friday, April 10, 2026

6659 - Medical identity theft


Article about your medical card...


Medical identity theft doesn’t show up on your credit report. It doesn’t trigger a fraud alert. It looks like a billing error. By the time most people realize what happened, someone else’s blood type is in their permanent file.


Here’s how it works 

Criminals use your name, SSN and insurance to get surgery, chemo, prescriptions and emergency care. They get the treatment. You get the bill. And something far more dangerous. You get their medical history under your name.

The World Privacy Forum calls this “the information crime that can kill you.” If you walk into an emergency room and your file shows the wrong blood type, a drug allergy that isn’t yours or a diagnosis that changes how a doctor treats you, the consequences aren’t financial. They’re fatal. 

More than 2 million Americans have been victims. Average out-of-pocket cost: $13,500. Average time to untangle it: 210 hours. Getting false info removed from your medical record is a legal process that drags on for years.


Do these three things

1. Read every Explanation of Benefits your insurer sends. It’s not a bill. It’s a summary of every claim processed in your name. One procedure you don’t recognize is your first alert. Log into your insurer’s portal anytime to pull them up.

2. Request your medical records once a year. You’re legally entitled under HIPAA, and it’s free. Most providers use MyChart. Log in, find Health Summary or Medical Records, and look for anything that doesn’t match your history.

3. Guard your insurance card like cash. Don’t photograph it. Don’t text it. Don’t give the number to anyone who called you. Your health insurance number sells for up to $500 on the dark web. Your credit card number? About $5.

Turns out your insurance card is worth more than you think. Unfortunately, criminals know what it’s worth.


Thursday, April 09, 2026

6658 - Thursday trees


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Sunday, April 05, 2026

6657 - Long joke Sunday


An old woman is riding in an elevator in a
very lavish New York City Building, when a
young and beautiful woman gets into the
elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She
turns to the old woman and says arrogantly,
"Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an
ounce!"

Then another young and beautiful woman
gets on the elevator, and also very
arrogantly turns to the old woman saying,
"Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!"

About three floors later, the old woman has
reached her destination and is about to get
off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks
both beautiful women in the eye, then bends
over, farts and says ...
"Broccoli. 49 cents a pound!"


Saturday, April 04, 2026

6656 - Saturday jokes


Until they invented the other side of Velcro, it never really caught on. (Bilbo)


A Turkish proverb says: when a clown settles in a palace, he does not become king. It is the palace that becomes a circus.


Shoppers at the Commerce Walmart were thrown into confusion after a local woman allegedly released four pigs—each spray‑painted with the numbers 1, 2, 3, and 5 into the store, triggering what authorities later described as “a logistical nightmare disguised as a math problem.”


Two people you should never trust: a preacher telling you how to vote, and a politician telling you how to pray.


*in bed*
Husband: "I feel like we've lost our spark"
Me: (sits up, removes eye mask, takes
out ear plugs, removes hot pad, takes
out mouth guard, removes V pillow
from between legs, takes off dressing
gown, puts on glasses)
"HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?"


Schools were not forcing kids to have
transgender surgery.
Babies were not being aborted after they were
born.
Migrants were not crossing the border to vote
for Kamala Harris.
Donald Trump is a pathological liar and, if you
believed this shit, you are a pathological
dumbass.


A boy came home one afternoon and informed his mom that he had gone into the strip club. This made his mom angry! She asked her son, "Well, did you see anything that you weren't supposed to see?" The boy replied, "Yes, I saw dad!"



Actual Analogies Used By High
School Students In English Essays

1. When she tried to sing, it sounded like a
walrus giving birth to farm equipment.

2. Her eyes twinkled, like the moustache of
a man with a cold.

3. She was like a magnet: Attractive from
the back, repulsive from the front.

4. The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe
and extended one slender leg behind her,
like a dog at a fire hydrant.

5. She grew on him like she was a colony of
E. coli and he was room temperature Canadian beef.

6. She had him like a toenail stuck in a shag carpet.

7. The lamp just sat there, like an inanimate object.



The American Kennel Club has
recognized new dog breeds.

* Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter. Great for
Christmas.
* Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer
Spaniel = Irish Springer. Smells like fresh
mountain dog.
* Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabrador.
Won't stop barking.
* Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere. A dog
that's true til the end.
* Terrier + Bulldog = Terrible. Not a very
good dog.
* Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso. Easy to
transport.
* Pekingese + Lhasa Apso = Pekaso. A rather
abstract dog.
* Malamute + Pointer = Moot point. Never
mind.



Daughter: I'm so sorry mommy. I stole a candy bar when we were out grocery shopping.
Mom: I need to know that you learned the right lesson. The first thing in the morning, we are going straight down to the jewelry store.


Must be embarrassing to be Attorney General and get fired by a convicted felon.


It was the biggest argument we’ve had in years. I wanted to fire the pool boy. My wife insisted it was just because I was threatened and felt inferior when that beautiful, virile, shirtless young man was around. I insisted she was wrong, it was mainly because we didn’t have a pool.


BREAKING: Iran confirms it has no interest in a reciprocal assassination against Trump because no weapon it could possibly build, not even nukes, could do more harm to the US than the current president. Iran actually sees Trump as a major asset.


Thursday, April 02, 2026

6655 - Thursday trees


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