There are billions of people and a version of normal to go along with each one of them. No two versions are exactly the same. There will be hundreds of thousands of little things that make up your version of normal. With any luck you can find people that have close to the same idea of what normal is that you do. These are your friends. Anyone else you try to tolerate as best you can.
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The exact definition of normal depends on who's running the asylum.
Friday, June 25, 2021
5189 - NOW!
Here's a test. Can you figure out what the letters stand for? Picture yourself on the back porch hollering at your kid. (Pat myself on the back) I went right down the line and knew what every letter meant the first time I saw this.
Nope. Not a parent.
ReplyDeleteIs the start of it 'Get your ass inside this minute?
Sue - Get your ass in this mother f**king house right now before I beat your ass.
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha, message received!
ReplyDeleteI got it right the second my eyes ran though the letters :-)
ReplyDeletewell that was easy. And I don't even have kids.
ReplyDeleteUnderstood what it said, but I never used language like that with my kids. Might have thought it, though.
ReplyDeleteI believe I heard that hollered at me a time or two!
ReplyDeleteYep
ReplyDeletePretty easy.
So I wasn't so smart after all.
ReplyDeleteOh no, the Redneck Mom in me must have come out since I could easily figure it out! And... I'm not even a Redneck! *LMAO*
ReplyDeleteIf only there`d been a "P" before the "H" then i`m sure i would`ve been able to sneak in another hilarious Pauline Hickey related com-girl-t.
ReplyDeleteJ.W.T.Y.F.C.H!
ReplyDeleteYep, got it. Don't have kids though. Your clue definitely helped.
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