There are billions of people and a version of normal to go along with each one of them. No two versions are exactly the same. There will be hundreds of thousands of little things that make up your version of normal. With any luck you can find people that have close to the same idea of what normal is that you do. These are your friends. Anyone else you try to tolerate as best you can.
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The exact definition of normal depends on who's running the asylum.
You lost me on the strawberries. I read 22. And 1 and a half bananas.
ReplyDeleteThat rock is hilarious. I'm going to make one of those and put it in my garden.
ReplyDeleteOnly amateurs suffer just from seasonal incontinence.
ReplyDeleteHAHA! These are great. I especially got a kick out of the dog sticker for the car!
ReplyDeleteIt took me a second to see the porn, too. Now I can't see anything else :-)
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha, some good ones here! It took me zero seconds to see the porn.
ReplyDeleteSue - 22! is 22 factorial. 22*21*20*19...
ReplyDeleteRiver - That's a great idea! Me too!
Bill - It's hell getting old.
Martha - Being a dog lover I first read "I love my dog". Then thought, "Wait, there has to be a joke here. ACK!"
Kathy - I know I know!
Deb - I knew I liked you for some reason, Deb. Zero to porn in zero seconds.
Seasonal incontinence - what season is that? I needed to be prepared.
ReplyDelete"Bob loved the outdoors" - lol
ReplyDeleteSeasonal incontinence - that's great. But nope those urinals are not working for me.
ReplyDeletePeg - It's the wet season.
ReplyDeleteJenny - I actually have some doors in my basement. But I don't know if they are out or in.
Lady - For girls they should just have toilet seat seats.