There are billions of people and a version of normal to go along with each one of them. No two versions are exactly the same. There will be hundreds of thousands of little things that make up your version of normal. With any luck you can find people that have close to the same idea of what normal is that you do. These are your friends. Anyone else you try to tolerate as best you can.
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The exact definition of normal depends on who's running the asylum.
Tuesday, December 13, 2022
5728 - Can you make it to the end?
This is why I hesitate to disconnect twitter. I might have missed this.
Odd that this mini-lecture was given by such a stunningly beautiful girl who would herself be a great masturbation-aid. I wouldn`t even have to see her without her clothes on (although that would be a major plus and bonus, obviously!), just the sight of the birds incredibly gorgeous face would be enough to drive me into an immediate masturbatory frenzy. I tried to focus on what the bird was saying but when you see a bird like that all you can really think about is how much you desperately want to rip all her clothes off and then proceed to perform literally every imaginable, conceivable, achievable, and possible sex-act in the known universe with her, 24 hours-a-day, non-stop, uninterrupted for an entire year. What an incredible babe that bird is ! ! !.
Ami - I really don't "do" Twitter. I have a logon so I can see Twitter stuff that gets posted on other media. And I had to go find this on YouTube so I could post it.
Kirk - Does the witchcraft work for you? I'll have to try that.
Shirley - I'm proud of you for making it that far.
Let the witchcraft begin! I cannot imagine a life well live without masturbation. It is one of those simple pleasures that harms no one. Christians are such controlling mind fucks.
I wonder how good she was feeling with the rocking back and forth? Does she think it isn't masturbation if she doesn't touch herself? The poor child is so deluded.
Oh dear. And she seems to be saying that masturbation is hereditary?
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ReplyDeleteWhat the hell is with the rocking back and forth and the hand motions? This girl has, um, issues.
As for 'this is why I hesitate to disconnect Twitter'... this is exactly the reason I'm no longer there. Just too much crazy.
Masturbation is witchcraft?
ReplyDelete"Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and cauldron bubble."
Especially in a sock.
Odd that this mini-lecture was given by such a stunningly beautiful girl who would herself be a great masturbation-aid. I wouldn`t even have to see her without her clothes on (although that would be a major plus and bonus, obviously!), just the sight of the birds incredibly gorgeous face would be enough to drive me into an immediate masturbatory frenzy. I tried to focus on what the bird was saying but when you see a bird like that all you can really think about is how much you desperately want to rip all her clothes off and then proceed to perform literally every imaginable, conceivable, achievable, and possible sex-act in the known universe with her, 24 hours-a-day, non-stop, uninterrupted for an entire year. What an incredible babe that bird is ! ! !.
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ReplyDeleteI wonder when she'll run for Congress ... she's prime GOP material.
ReplyDeleteI will pray to Hecate, Queen of the Witches, to save her soul, blessed be.
ReplyDeleteSorry, but I don't even have time to click into the video today.
ReplyDeleteSue - I know, rig... never mind.
ReplyDeleteAmi - I really don't "do" Twitter. I have a logon so I can see Twitter stuff that gets posted on other media. And I had to go find this on YouTube so I could post it.
Kirk - Does the witchcraft work for you? I'll have to try that.
Shirley - I'm proud of you for making it that far.
Bill - AARRRGGGHHHHHH! Don't say THAT!
Deb - If anyone is a witch, she is.
Kathy - That was a polite way to bow out. 😁
Let the witchcraft begin! I cannot imagine a life well live without masturbation. It is one of those simple pleasures that harms no one. Christians are such controlling mind fucks.
ReplyDeleteCouldn't watch the entire video. Fell on the floor laughing.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure this person is sincere in her utter lack of knowledge about anything, especially self-pleasuring.
Thanks for the laugh.
This poor stupid woman. But I'd rather not know this twat exsisted than be on twitter ever again!
ReplyDeleteLady - They want you to submit.
ReplyDeleteShaw - I think this made your day!
Peg - I hope the video isn't fake. It would be a big letdown. 😄
I wonder how good she was feeling with the rocking back and forth? Does she think it isn't masturbation if she doesn't touch herself?
ReplyDeleteThe poor child is so deluded.
Controlling mind f****. That's the technical term
ReplyDeleteRiver - She's probably never been horseback riding either.
ReplyDeleteCloudia - That's a more accurate term for sure.
I only watched for a few seconds. I'm too busy stirring my cauldron for this kind of batshit nuttiness.
ReplyDeleteMartha - But you missed the good parts!
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