There are billions of people and a version of normal to go along with each one of them. No two versions are exactly the same. There will be hundreds of thousands of little things that make up your version of normal. With any luck you can find people that have close to the same idea of what normal is that you do. These are your friends. Anyone else you try to tolerate as best you can.
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The exact definition of normal depends on who's running the asylum.
Did you know that a "footpad" in olden times was a robber or thief operating on foot, rather than from horseback, to attack his victims? And the "Kubrick Stare" is a godsend to weak characters like Der Furor who wish to make themselves fearsome.
I will never be able to look at crocs without seeing that now. Love the job interview and can just hear him answering "Yes" because he believes he deserves it.
Did you know that a "footpad" in olden times was a robber or thief operating on foot, rather than from horseback, to attack his victims? And the "Kubrick Stare" is a godsend to weak characters like Der Furor who wish to make themselves fearsome.
ReplyDeleteThe Kubrick Stare and the Croc of Shit, LOL!
ReplyDeleteEveryone of these is great! Thanks. I may even steal one!
ReplyDeleteI cannot believe how obsessed some people are with this loser.
ReplyDeleteGood ones. Croc of shit all right!
ReplyDeleteHis derangement has been peaking for years.
ReplyDeleteBill - I would just "Kubrick Stare" him right back.
ReplyDeleteDeb - I like the croc. It's very descriptive.
Shaw - Steal them all! I did.
Lady - If you figure it out you could become a billionaire.
Peg - And stinky too.
Kirk - The more deranged he gets the more the MAGAts like him.
I will never be able to look at crocs without seeing that now.
ReplyDeleteLove the job interview and can just hear him answering "Yes" because he believes he deserves it.
River - He is an actual croc of shit.
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