Sunday, September 01, 2024

6288 - Long joke Sunday


At a mental hospital...
Doctor: - What is this?
Patient: - This is a book I wrote. It has a total of 500 pages.
Doctor:- You wrote 500 pages! Wow, what did you write?
Patient:- On the first page I wrote 'One king rode on a horse and went towards the jungle'.
And on the last page, I wrote 'The king reached the jungle'.
Doctor:- So what did you write in the remaining 498 pages?
Patient:- I wrote;
Tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik.... tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik ti tigdik tigdik...
Tigdiki tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
Tigdik ti tigdik
tigdik...
Doctor:- (stunned) And what's that?
Patient:- That's the sound of the horse running. The hooves digging the terrain.
Doctor:- And who will read your story?
Patient:- I will put it on Blogger. Plenty of people will definitely read it. 
One of them is reading it right now.

*****

After reading the comments I went to YouTube and found this.




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21 comments:

  1. Elephant's ChildSep 1, 2024, 2:23:00 AM

    Caught. And I have read worse books.

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    1. MikeSep 7, 2024, 5:45:00 PM

      I just got you out of spam jail! I need to check more often.

      Delete
  2. Debra She Who SeeksSep 1, 2024, 6:26:00 AM

    Oh, very droll! You sly boots.

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    1. MikeSep 1, 2024, 1:43:00 PM

      I had to look up slyboots. I'd never heard that word before.
      "Definitions of slyboots. noun. a shifty deceptive person. synonyms: dodger, fox. type of: beguiler, cheat, cheater, deceiver, slicker, trickster."
      I'll admit to the trickster on this joke.

      Delete
  3. John A HillSep 1, 2024, 7:35:00 AM

    Thank God for copy and paste!
    I know there would have been a lot fewer "tigdiks" if you actually ad to type them!

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    1. MikeSep 1, 2024, 1:45:00 PM

      I'd thought about changing the tigdiks to clip clops and then thought better of it.

      Delete
  4. John A HillSep 1, 2024, 7:36:00 AM

    *had

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  5. BootsandBraidsSep 1, 2024, 9:38:00 AM

    My momma didn't raise no fools ..... When I saw how this read was going, I quickly scrolled down to the end. Skipped a lot of tigdik's.

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    1. MikeSep 1, 2024, 1:47:00 PM

      That's where a 27 inch monitor comes in handy. When I found this, one flip of the mouse wheel and I was at the bottom.

      Delete
  6. RiverSep 1, 2024, 11:19:00 AM

    I copied BootsandBraids, knowing already that tigdik was the sound of the horse running.

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    1. MikeSep 1, 2024, 1:55:00 PM

      I looked up TigDik and found it in a Hindi Youtube video. It's the sound of a horse clip clopping.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnr-BkQdZGs

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  7. KirkSep 1, 2024, 1:10:00 PM

    There's always a catch!

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  8. Ole phat StuSep 1, 2024, 1:26:00 PM

    Coconut half-shells being clapped together? (sly Monty Python reference included).

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    1. MikeSep 1, 2024, 1:56:00 PM

      And that sound would be clip clop to me. See my reply to River.

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  9. Kathy GSep 1, 2024, 1:52:00 PM

    My Page Down button came in handy here.

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    1. MikeSep 1, 2024, 1:58:00 PM

      But not as much as a 27 inch monitor would have been. One wheel flip and I was at the bottom.

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  10. Lady MSep 2, 2024, 8:05:00 PM

    I always thought it was klip klop.

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  11. MikeSep 2, 2024, 8:47:00 PM

    I was going to change them all but decided it was way to much work.

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  12. MarkD60Sep 4, 2024, 5:53:00 AM

    Yeah, I read that book, it was excellent! The video however.....

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