An Arizona Highway Patrol officer pulls over a Harley rider for speeding and asks for his name.
“Fred,” the old biker replies.
“Fred what?” the officer inquires.
“Just Fred,” the man responds.
In a good mood and thinking about letting the biker off with a warning, the officer presses, “Come on, what’s your last name?”
The old man sighs and says, “I used to have a last name, but I lost it.”
The officer, now curious and a bit amused, decides to play along. “Okay, Fred, how did you lose your last name?”
The biker leans back and begins his tale. “Well, it’s a long story. I was born Fred Johnson. Worked hard in school, got good grades, and decided to become a doctor. After years of study, I earned my degree and became Fred Johnson, MD.
But after a while, being a doctor got dull, so I went back to school and became a dentist. Now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS.
Things were fine until I started fooling around with my assistant, and she gave me VD. So then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.
The ADA found out about the VD and took away my DDS, so I was just Fred Johnson, MD, with VD.
Then the AMA heard about it, and they took away my MD, so I was just Fred Johnson with VD.
Finally, the VD took away my Johnson, and that’s how I became… Just Fred.”
I might have heard this one
ReplyDeleteI wasn't sure. That means "post it" for me.
DeleteI have 3 degrees, BSc, MS, and PhD. In retrospect these may stand for
ReplyDeleteBullShit. More Shit, Piled Higher & Deeper ;-)
Come to the US and put some of that shit to work. Rent a plane, fly over a tRUMP rally, and bombs away.
DeleteThanks Mike
ReplyDeleteAs always, you're welcome.
DeletePoor Fred. All that education and the important lessons in life didn't stick.
ReplyDeleteWhen he lost something he tried to put it back but it didn't stick either.
Deletehahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteFunny yea, but he seems to have taken it... lost it well.
DeleteI hadn't heard this one before, oddly enough. And I wish I had a PhD like Stu's so I could argue with MAGAts.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you could rent Stu for a tour of MAGAt rallies.
DeleteBet the cop is sorry he asked now.
ReplyDeleteVery sorry.
DeleteNot a new one for me, but always funny.
ReplyDeleteHave you got a secret joke stash?
DeletePoor Fred.
ReplyDeleteSounds like Fred deserved all of that!
DeleteThe U-boat that imploded on its way to the Titanic wreck was suboptimal.
ReplyDelete😁
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