Sunday, October 06, 2024

6308 Long joke Sunday


An Arizona Highway Patrol officer pulls over a Harley rider for speeding and asks for his name.

“Fred,” the old biker replies.

“Fred what?” the officer inquires.

“Just Fred,” the man responds.

In a good mood and thinking about letting the biker off with a warning, the officer presses, “Come on, what’s your last name?”

The old man sighs and says, “I used to have a last name, but I lost it.”

The officer, now curious and a bit amused, decides to play along. “Okay, Fred, how did you lose your last name?”

The biker leans back and begins his tale. “Well, it’s a long story. I was born Fred Johnson. Worked hard in school, got good grades, and decided to become a doctor. After years of study, I earned my degree and became Fred Johnson, MD.

But after a while, being a doctor got dull, so I went back to school and became a dentist. Now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS.

Things were fine until I started fooling around with my assistant, and she gave me VD. So then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.

The ADA found out about the VD and took away my DDS, so I was just Fred Johnson, MD, with VD. 

Then the AMA heard about it, and they took away my MD, so I was just Fred Johnson with VD.
Finally, the VD took away my Johnson, and that’s how I became… Just Fred.”


20 comments:

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    1. I wasn't sure. That means "post it" for me.

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  2. I have 3 degrees, BSc, MS, and PhD. In retrospect these may stand for
    BullShit. More Shit, Piled Higher & Deeper ;-)

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    1. Come to the US and put some of that shit to work. Rent a plane, fly over a tRUMP rally, and bombs away.

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  3. Poor Fred. All that education and the important lessons in life didn't stick.

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    1. When he lost something he tried to put it back but it didn't stick either.

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    1. Funny yea, but he seems to have taken it... lost it well.

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  5. I hadn't heard this one before, oddly enough. And I wish I had a PhD like Stu's so I could argue with MAGAts.

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    1. Maybe you could rent Stu for a tour of MAGAt rallies.

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  6. Not a new one for me, but always funny.

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  7. The U-boat that imploded on its way to the Titanic wreck was suboptimal.

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