6311 - Long joke Sunday

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "Surely I can't look that old.". Well . . . you'll love this one...The stuff is from a lady called Linda...

"My name is Linda. I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.

I noticed his BDS degree on the wall, which bore his full name.

Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name who had been in my high school class some 25-odd years ago.

Could he be the same guy I had a secret crush on back then?

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with a deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended St Xavier's high school.

"Yes. yes, I did.' he gleamed with pride.

"When did you graduate?" I asked.

He answered, "In 1995. Why do you ask?"

"You were in my class!!!!", I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely.

Then,

that

ugly,

old,

bald,

wrinkled faced,

gray-haired,

decrepit,

idiot,

asked,

"What subject did you teach"?