I went fishing this morning, but after a short time, I ran out of worms.
Then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth.
"Frogs are good bass bait," I thought to myself.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Just then, I realized I had a problem, how was I going to release the snake without getting bit?
So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniel's and poured a little whiskey into its mouth.
The snake's eyes rolled back and he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge at my foot.
There was that same snake with two more frogs in his mouth.
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Smiling.
If he'd used gin, the snake would have brought three frogs.
Hahahahaha, didn't see that one coming.
That snake knows where to get the good stuff.
Smart snake. LOL!
Cute.
Good one .😁
I laughed at your joke, Mike. Thanks for sharing.
You may need a bouncer.
Good!
Next time.
Neither did he.
He'll be back again.
And resourceful.
Thanks... Oh, you mean the joke!
Everyone was happy. Except the frogs.
Can the snake get a ticket for swimming while intoxicated?
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