A boy goes up to his father and says "Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl."
Father: "That's great, son! Who is she?"
Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter."
Father: "Ohhh, l wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you something, son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister."
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later:
Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!"
Father: "That's great, son! Who is she?"
Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter."
Father: "Ohhh, I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister."
This went on a few more times, and finally, the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying.
Son: "Mom, I am so mad at dad. I fell in love with six girls, and I cannot date any of them because dad is their father!"
The mother hugs him affectionately and says, "You can date whoever you want. He isn't even your father!"
I remember this as a song, I think by Trini Lopez. "Woe is me, shame and scandal in the family..."
ReplyDeleteBlood tests could give some interesting results...
ReplyDeleteDon't you just love a happy ending?
ReplyDeleteAn oldie but a goodie!
ReplyDeleteNothing wrong with f*ing your sister as long as you have good contraception to avoid bearing a tRump.
ReplyDeleteI would hate to put together that family tree.
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha.
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by. I'm working on my taxes... sort of...
ReplyDeletehang on i just listened to this song by trini lopez!
ReplyDeleteNice. Thanks for the chuckle, Mike.
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