Hey. I forgot it was Sunday!
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The Toaster Refund...
A woman marched up to the service counter, glaring at the clerk. “I want a refund for this toaster,” she said. “It doesn’t work!”
The clerk frowned. “I’m sorry, ma’am, but we can’t refund items bought on special.”
Suddenly, the woman threw her arms into the air and began screaming at the top of her lungs: “PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES!”
The clerk, completely bewildered, ran off to fetch the store manager. A small crowd started to gather, murmuring in confusion.
The manager arrived and tried to calm the situation. “Ma’am, what seems to be the problem?”
She explained again about the faulty toaster. The manager sympathized but said, “I’m sorry, we still can’t give a refund. It was a special offer.”
The woman’s arms shot into the air again, and she screamed even louder: “PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES!”
By now, a sizable crowd had formed. The manager, red-faced and flustered, pleaded, “Ma’am… please, why are you shouting that?”
She leaned in, took a deep breath, and said, “BECAUSE I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I’M BEING SCREWED!”
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16 comments:
Oh man. Good one. If any one starts yelling that, she definitely should get an refund. Who knows what else she might want to share with the clerk?
Okay
This one was worth the wait.
I bet she got her refund.
She made her point.
Tell her to wait ... I'll be right over.
One of the few times giving the customer what they ask for that would have been okay.
Ha ha - that took me by surprise!
She could really get into some detailed descriptions.
Pinching?
I agree.
I think you are correct!
2 points.
You'll give her a refund AND what she likes?
For sure!
Glad you liked it. This had one of those joke killing last lines that I've never been able to figure out why people use them. The last line on this one was "And then the manager gave her the refund". That makes it not a joke anymore, just a story.
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