Sunday, January 04, 2026

6598 - Late joke Sunday


I know I know, I'm late!



An elderly woman rushed to the pharmacy to pick up medication, but when she returned to her car, she realized she had locked her keys inside.

Looking around, she spotted an old rusty coat hanger on the ground. She picked it up and whispered, “Lord, I have no idea how to use this.”

So she bowed her head and prayed, “Please, God, send someone to help me.”

Just minutes later, a beat-up old motorcycle pulled into the lot. A bearded man in a biker skull rag got off and asked, “Need some help, ma’am?”

She explained, “My daughter is sick. I’ve locked my keys in the car. I need to get home. Can you use this hanger to open it?”

The biker smiled and said, “Sure.” In less than a minute, her car was unlocked.

Overcome with emotion, she hugged the man and cried, "Thank you God, for sending me such a kind man!"

The biker chuckled and said, "Lady, I’m not a good man. I just got out of prison yesterday for car theft."

The woman hugged him even tighter and sobbed, "Oh, thank you God, you even sent me a professional!"


10 comments:

  1. I'm not chuckling. I'll just say Happy New Year!

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    1. As happy as 2026 is going to be. Come on November elections!

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  2. Ha! God works in mysterious ways.

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    1. Now if only tRUMP would mysteriously disappear.

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  3. I haven't heard this one before but it made me laugh!

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