Should I post this.... yeah, what the heck...
A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they had become too loose and floppy.
For fear of embarrassment she insisted that the surgeon kept the operation a secret which the surgeon agreed.
In waking up from the surgery, she found 3 roses placed beside her on the bed.
Outraged, she calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"
The surgeon told her that he had kept her surgery a secret, and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself."
"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and understood because she had the same procedure done some time ago."
"And what about the third rose?" she asked.
"That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears."
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Anything I could say would just make it worse, so ...
And I laughed too, goddammit.
She did a good deed :-)
Is this becoming a thing because it has come up on more than one occasion recently.
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Caught you by surprise, right?
How is that guy going to react when someone whispers in his new ears?
I hadn't heard this joke before. This may take a little more investigation.
Lol
OMG! New Ears! Thank goodness I wasn't drinking coffee when I read this.
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