An old woman is riding in an elevator in a
very lavish New York City Building, when a
young and beautiful woman gets into the
elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She
turns to the old woman and says arrogantly,
"Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an
ounce!"
Then another young and beautiful woman
gets on the elevator, and also very
arrogantly turns to the old woman saying,
"Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!"
About three floors later, the old woman has
reached her destination and is about to get
off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks
both beautiful women in the eye, then bends
over, farts and says ...
"Broccoli. 49 cents a pound!"
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10 comments:
Best to just keep quiet in an elevator, no matter how young, rich, and beautiful you are.
Where can I get broccoli for only 49 cents a pound????
A classic! But I learned the punchline as cabbage! More pungent and even cheaper!
Silent but deadly?
According to Debra this is an old joke, Really old.
Cabbage and beans?
I second Bilbo's comment. Schnucks is charging $3.00 a pound.
That was 49 cents per pound well spent!
Revenge not-so-sweet 🤣
My comment landed in the wrong spot, ^ up there, but it's here at least.
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