4128 - Long joke Sunday

Golf is a game of statistics.  Yardage.  Stimpmeter.  Par.  Handicap.  Slope.

Here’s some additional information from Golf World magazine:

The average golfer loses two golf balls per round for a worldwide total of approximately 2,465,752 every day. Worried about running out?

Don't be. Companies like Titleist are working hard to ensure that never happens. Titleist makes 1.2 million golf balls each day. And one more thought to ponder on...

Stand proud you noble swingers of clubs and losers of balls. A recent study found the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study found golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means, on average, golfers get about 41 miles to the gallon.

Kind of makes you proud....You're like....a hybrid!