4423 - Long joke Sunday

A kid gets on the bus and sits right behind the driver every day.

After getting seated the child would play a game. He would always think of a new animal and say, "If my mommy was a shark and my daddy was a shark, I would be a little shark". "If my mommy was a lizard and my daddy was a lizard, I would be a little lizard!"

He would keep going until he departed the bus, much to the drivers' annoyance. The next day the kid sits on the bus and sat right behind the driver and started again.

"If my mommy was a giraffe and my daddy was a giraffe, I would be a little giraffe!" "If my mommy was a piggy and my daddy was a piggy I would be a little piggy!" The bus driver had just about had enough but decided to not say anything this day.

The next day the boy gets on the bus and sits behind the driver and starts again.

"If my mommy was a goose and my daddy was a goose, I would be a little goose!" "If my mommy was a lion and my daddy was a lion I would be a little lion!"

The bus driver finally loses it and stops the bus. He turns around to the child and shouts, "WHAT IF YOUR MOTHER WAS A WHORE AND YOUR FATHER WAS A DRUNK?"

The kid smiles at him and says, "Then I'd be a bus driver."