59 - Read the fine or even big print.

Here's a good laugh. I ordered something from Sears on the internet recently. They had three shipping options as follows.

Standard shipping - 3-5 bus. days $14.28
Expedited shipping - 4-6 bus. days $34.50
Premium shipping - 3-5 bus. days $70.00

This is really a tough decision. Do I want to pay twice as much to get it a day later, OR pay 4 times as much to get it in the same amount of time? Hmmmmmm.... let's see. Wow, I just can't decide. WAIT, maybe the premium is delevered by somebody special. Not by a UPS guy in brown shorts! I think I'll take the premium. I can't wait to see who delivers it!