79 - The plan

This is a recycled and revised old joke.

BEHOLD THE CONCEPTION OF THE PLAN.

In the beginning there was the plan, and the plan was without form.
And the darkness was on the faces of the plans implementers.
And they spake unto their manager, saying –
“It is a crock of unmentionable, and it stinketh”.
And the manager went to his boss, and he spake unto him, saying –
“It is a crock of unmentionable, and none may abide the odor thereof”.
And the boss went to his boss, and he spake unto him, saying –
“It is a container of unmentionable and it is very strong, such that none may abide before it”.
And the bosses boss went to his boss, and he spake unto him, saying –
“It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide by its strength”.
And that boss went to the assistant VP, and he spake unto him, saying –
“It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong”.
And the assistant VP went to the VP, and he spake unto him, saying –
“It promotes growth, and it is very powerful”.
And the VP went to the President, he spake unto him, saying –
“This powerful new plan will promote the growth of the company”.
And the President looked upon the plan, and saw that it was good.
And then the President spake, “Implement the plan immediately!"