752 - Quotes

I've had some quotes sitting in my emergency blog file for awhile. Time to bring some more out of hiding.


"Don't count your chickens before they cross the road." (my chickens were on the road when the recession bus came along)

"Jumping to conclusions can be bad exercise."

"Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect."

"When dangling, watch your participles." (a Bilbo type of quote)

"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."

"If you don't care where you're going any road will get you there."

"The easy way is always mined."

"So many books...So little time."

"Don't put all your eggs in the wrong basket." (now they tell me)

"He who forgives ends the quarrel."

"The Road to Enlightenment is long and difficult. Bring snacks and a book to read."

"If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it."