A little boy goes to his mother and asks 'Mommy, how was I born?' The mother answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your Dad and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Dad and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.
There your father agreed to a download his hard drive. As soon as he was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: 'Amanda, you've got male.'
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Untitled Christmas Rant
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3 comments:
The stork obviously has been made extinct by technological advances.
LOL!!! That was funny....
Somewhat related to what you posted:
On the trip over here, Aaron chatted with a lady at Changi airport. And somehow...he volunteered this little piece of information "My mama is going to lay a baby out from her bum. Its a brother."
C - Not totally but close.
A - Aarons description is better than the joke.
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