Who you gonna call? Stock busters!!!!!
I'm watching the news and the talking heads are still yapping about the big fall but barely mentioning the big comeback for a measly 3% drop for the day. And what caused the comotion? I found this on the teller of all truth ... the INTERNET! THIS MUST BE TRUE!
The Dow suffered its biggest ever intraday point drop -- 998.5 points. The market's fall may have been exacerbated by an erroneous trades that showed some shares briefly fell to nearly zero.
The situation remained unclear long after the closing bell as the Nasdaq Stock Market and others said they would cancel multiple erroneous trades. Other exchanges scrambled to examine orders.
"We did not know what a stock was worth today, and that is a serious problem," Joe Saluzzi of Themis Trading in New Jersey told Reuters Insider.
WHAT? Erroneous trades? So the market got hacked and my life savings were in the hands of some 13 year old playing around with his new hacker program? Hey, we don't need no al qeada tryin' to destroy us. We'll do it to ourselves. With computer magic. Time to cash out and bury the cash in the old mason jar in the back yard.
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6 comments:
you're going to need a bigger back yard!
The First National Bank of Bilbo's Mattress is looking better all the time...
J - IF I get it all in pennies. Which might not be a bad idea. The copper would be worth more than the monetary value.
B - You're going to need a bigger mattress.
Your anal cavity might be a better hiding place.
C - It would be a good hiding place until my next visit to White Castle.
buh dum duh!
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